Is there anybody out there who can tell me why we haven't wasted the mullahs in Iran yet, or why Ahmadinejad is still alive? How much longer are we going to put with up with their crap? It's been twenty-seven years since they attacked our embassy in that persian pig hole they call Iran. How many more Americans do they get to kill before they're eliminated? How many innocents of the world have to die before these pigs are killed out right?


We need to stop playing stupid and find a way to kill these sick, and evil sand rats from hell. Because if we don't, if you think things are in the toilet now, wait until they've got nukes. Then what a we going to do? Parley? Not likely. They don't take prisoners.

"Frequently, measures of major import...glide through these chambers with nary a whisper of debate" (George B. Merry). Courtesy of Dictionary.com

Where did they all go? Where is Teddy, Kerry, Murtha? Where, oh where is 'Stretchedface' Pelosi, 'Dumberthanaboxofbricks' Boxer, and the 'I'mstillrelevant' Clinton (No, not the one who wears the panties. I mean Hillary.).

It would do the nation well Teddy, if you would set aside drink, drivel, and diatribe and depart that spirit of inebriation for but a moment of sobriety, coherence, and comment devoid of bitterness, however brief, and debate the finer points of why Israel should not defend itself against the propagators of terror and murder, but instead cross that bridge into oblivion you know so well. I assume that is your position, Senator Kennedy, for I hear nary a peep from your intemperate lips.

As for you John, no demands for a date of withdrawal by Israel? Is there not a 'Winter Soldier' moment here, Senator? Yes? No? There is time yet, John, for all your posturing, for posing. Now is the time to step forward and enlighten us, the masses and the world with your superior intellect. 2008 approaches quickly. Let the days not pass with nary a word of sonorous oratory, and speak up.

And Congressman Murtha, no calls to have Israel redeploy its troops to South Korea? No mention of the killing of innocents by men stressed out by war? I dare say, Congressman, you really are the mouse in the House who roars! But, on this occasion of such import, nary a squeak?

Nancy, Barbara, neither of you are really relevant to the issue.  You were simply included for the purpose of insult.

What say you, Hillary? Has Israel the right to defend itself, to exist?

If you prick them, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they not laugh? If you poison them, do they not die?* If you and your colleagues do nothing, say nothing, are they not then to do it for themselves?
                           ***

So, where did they all go? Nowhere relevant. And perhaps that is why we hear nary a peep from the left elite. And that's all we need to hear to know where they really are.

*Borrowed of course from the Great Bard himself.

You know what? If Einstein was
still alive, his shadow would be
smarter than me when it comes
to math.

Okay, now that everybody knows that
I'm math stupid, help me out here.

Let's see. Ten percent of one billion
muslims? That's a hundred million,
right? And one percent is ten million.

If only ten percent of that ten
million are radical muslims, that's
still one million islamist lunatics
running around on this planet
plotting to kill as many infidels as
they can.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's just
one-tenth of one percent of muslims in
the world, isn't it?

Now, if we've only managed to
kill a hundred thousand (just a guess)
of those jihadist lunatics since 911,
that's an average of twenty-thousand
a year.

Okay, now. Just for argument sake,
let's say the islamists can't increase
their numbers. With one million of
those murderers on the loose out there,
it would take fifty years to kill them off
at the rate we're killing them. FIFTY
YEARS! Even if we double that number,
it would still take twenty-five years.

Isn't there something wrong with
those numbers, or am I missing some-
thing here?

I know this is supposed to be a long
war, but I think we need to pick up the
pace. We need to kill more of them, and
we need to kill them faster.

If we're not going to do that, let's
at least go after the head lunatics
of State: Mahmoud the Iranian, and his
Syrian buddy Bashar Assad. By that,
I mean kill them. And there's no better
time than the present.

If we don't. We will lose this war.

Look, up in the window. It's a nurd!*
No. It's a pane!
No. It's Super-editorman!

Faster than a Joe Biden comment.  More powerful than a Joe Biden loco-motive. Able to leap over Joe Biden in a running start (okay, anybody can leap over Slow Joe), and who, disguised as a really smart person at the New York Times fights for truth, justice, and, and, and the American...PUBLIC, public! Phew!

You know, I feel much better, much better, and safer now knowing that America is protected from the intrusive GWB Administration by none other than Bill Keller, executive-editor extraordinaire at the NYT. Really, I do.

I can sleep better at night knowing that BK and the NYT and LAT are out there protecting me from the likes of GWB and the USTD. That he's got informants at the FBI, CIA, DIA, NSA, Congress, et al keeping him abreast of the latest intelligence schemes that have intruded on my life.

I can stop looking over my shoulders now at the guys in black suits that... that suddenly aren't there anymore!? Oh, thank you, thank you BK.  And at the those big black helicopters there in the sky. See. Hmm...look at that, they're gone too. Things are really looking up.

And I can go to the bank now too and not worry that GWB, the USTD, FBI, CIA, NSA,  and Congress are rifling through my checking account (I don't have a savings account). Now, if BK could just stop my wife from do that! I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Really, I am.

You know, it's a good thing people like BK, and DB at the LAT are looking out for our interests. OBL and AQ should be thankful too, 'cause, you know, they don't like it when somebody's snooping around in their bank accounts either, right BK? I mean this just has to stop! I mean, people's bank accounts are at risk here, everybody. Do you understand that?! People's bank accounts, for heaven's sake.

You go get 'em, Super-editorman!

Now, if you could just run that NSA wiretapping story again, maybe that weird clicking sound on my cell phone will go away again too.

Thanks again, BK.

*Editor's note: Definition and etymology of NURD can be found at   http://dictionary.reference.com. It's more than you think. He really is a nurd.



 

It was a nice thought in the first months of 2001 when the President said he wanted to change the political tone in D.C., the Pork Belly of the East. Well, it appears he's done just that.

But it's obvious that the grunts and squeals emanating from the porcine likes of Schumer, Durbin, Murtha, Pelosi, et al isn't the chorus of cooperation he'd hoped to hear. And with the sideline swineherders, Bubba and the Peanut Man jumpin' into the pig mix as well, the President must be tone deaf not to react like the cowboy they say he is. 'Cause he should've roasted these squealers at first light a long time ago

Well, I for one like my coffee black, my guns loaded, and my knives sharp. And it doesn't  hurt  to have a mouth and tongue to compliment those manly tools. Not to mention the right boots.

We all know the Pres lives on a ranch in Crawford, so he's surely got the right boots. And for certain no self respecting cowboy like the Pres is gonna carry an empty sidearm, or butter his toast with a butter knife.

Now, I know he's a God fearin' Christian, and that's a good thing.
But, I think it's time the Pres quit casting pearls, so to speak, to these swine in D.C. and start roping those hogheads with that Texas drawl o' his and tell'em what he really thinks of 'em, a la his sidekick, the VP. How sweet it was to hear Cheney put Leahy in his place.

Com'on Mr. President change your tone, even if only just once for those of us out here who know what it's like to tell the bastards where to go.